When I first arrived in Phoenix, I contacted the Art Museum about their Triennial (then Biennial) show of undiscovered SW artists. I wanted to submit work. I was assured that i would receive an application. I never did. I have made at least a half dozen calls over the last 8 years, trying to get on the mailing list for applications to this show. Today, I received my invitation to attend the latest opening of the show I have never been allowed the opportunity to participate in. All I want is the opportunity to apply. Who the hell do I need to sleep with?