August 8th, 2002

eye

(no subject)

re CrushMaster

lookie here girls. when CrushMaster sends you a notice saying someone has a crush on you and asks you to guess who, it then sends the same message to everyone you guess. it is an Email harvester and sells all these addresses.

I HAVE NEVER LISTED ANY CRUSH WITH CRUSHMASTER

here ends this public service announcement.
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(no subject)

LESTER (V.O.)

I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst...

EXT. - ROBIN HOOD TRAIL - DAY

We're FLYING once again over Robin Hood Trail, ASCENDING SLOWLY.

LESTER (V.O.)

...and then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life...

(amused)

You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry...


FADE TO BLACK.

LESTER (V.O.) (cont'd)

You will someday.

from the script of American Beauty

what a remarkable film. why didn't i see it before? i need to watch it again.
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eye

this just in!

the new theme song of the bush administration

Whip It
apologies to Devo


crack that whip
give the past the slip
step on a crack
break osama's back
when a scandal comes along
you must whip it
before your numbers get too low
you must whip it
when something's going wrong
you must whip it

now whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
whip it good

when you don't know what to do
you must whip it
you haven't got a clue
unless you whip it
no one gets away
until they whip it

i say whip it
whip it good
i say whip it
whip it good

crack that whip
give the past the slip
step on a crack
saddam is coming back
when the congress comes along
you must whip it
before the senate gets too strong
you must whip it
when they notice you are wrong
you must whip it

now whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
whip it good