December 12th, 2002


(no subject)

picking up jewel at the airport last night, i read the long list of things you can't bring onto the plane with you. along with box cutters, guns and knives, the list includes baseball bats. so do they think someone is going to carry a concealed bat on board and bludgeon their way into the cockpit? hocky sticks are also on the list. they should probably just ban hockey players all together. after all, we know they tend towards violence. then i get to the good one. plastic explosives. gee, i had no idea i couldn't bring my suitcase of c-4 with me.