February 14th, 2003

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how much do you suppose garrison keillor and the duct tape council paid for all the free promotion this week? next week they will be saying that ketchup protects against mustard gas.
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i need a small truck to transport paintings and items too large to carry on my bicycle, as well as to enable me to go hiking without relying on someone else. i am considering finding a diesel and converting it to run on vegetable oil. i'm not sure exactly how the euro rates against the dollar, but it looks as if i could do it for under a thousand dollars, including the extra tank.