July 2nd, 2004


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ok, now i know i'm really old. i just saw an m&m's commercial to the tune of a punk rock song, and it wasn't on mtv. the counterculture that came after the counterculture that came after my counterculture has sold out. they all do, but we always think ours will be the one to break the mold. eventually the dead kennedys will be on the oldies station and selling luxury items on tv. the music of my teen years is already there.

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Subject: Fairy Story

A Fairy told a married couple:

"For being such an exemplary married couple for 35 years, I will give you each a wish."

"I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband" said the wife.

The fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra, two tickets appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said, "Well this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime.

So....I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.

The wife was deeply disappointed but, a wish was a wish.

The Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and.......'abracadabra!'...

Suddenly the husband was 90 years old.

Men might be bastards. But Fairies are....................Female