August 21st, 2004

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How to start a bad day with a positive outlook:

1. Open a new file in your PC.

2. Name it "George W. Bush."

3. Send it to the trash.

4. Empty the trash.

5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of George W. Bush?"

6. Answer calmly, "yes," and press the mouse button firmly.

7. Feel better.....