August 25th, 2006

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best joke ever

thanks to flashfire

The Ugly Bus
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their Maker and, because of the grief they have experienced, he decides to grant them each one wish before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first person what their wish is.

"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous, too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only 10 people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says, "Make 'em all ugly again."
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the prints for my october show at epic are going to cost $250. not bad, considering it is eight 30x40, two 30x60, and one 20x30.

i don't know how much mounting them on gator board will be, but i suspect that will be the more expensive part of my costs. i'm guessing $400 if i get a screaming deal. likely closer to $800.

art is expensive.