Once upon a time there has a young SODA JERK named GUNTHER. He was CAUTIOUSLY CORRUPTING in the FLUFFY forest when he met VIVID SOLOMON, a run-away SCIENTOLOGIST from the DAMP Queen EDITH.
GUNTHER could see that VIVID SOLOMON was hungry so he reached into his BOUNCY and give him his SPACIOUS BLOOD PUDDING. VIVID SOLOMON was thankful for GUNTHER's BLOOD PUDDING, so he told GUNTHER a very SPICY story about Queen EDITH's daughter MILDRED. How her mother, the DAMP Queen EDITH, kept her locked away in a AIRPLANE HANGAR protected by a gigantic OCELOT, because MILDRED was so CALAMITOUS.
GUNTHER BLUNDERED. He vowed to VIVID SOLOMON the SCIENTOLOGIST that he would save the CALAMITOUS MILDRED. He would SPRING the OCELOT, and take MILDRED far away from her eveil mother, the DAMP Queen EDITH, and COMPRESS her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a FORTUITOUS METEOR SHOWER and VIVID SOLOMON the SCIENTOLOGIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic OCELOT from his story. DAMP Queen EDITH FLEW out from behind a BOULDER and struck GUNTHER dead. In the far off AIRPLANE HANGAR you could hear a SQUAWK.