"on the campaign trail in 2000, george w. bush yelled at me. he said, "get a real job!" responding to those who criticized his month-long vacation in 2001, he said, "they don't understand the real definition of work." let me be frank, george: you aren't the president, you didn't win, and you don't do anything. you've never had a real job, everything you've done has failed, and you've always had people behind you doing the grunt work for you. happy president's day. enjoy it. you'll only have one more."