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Apr. 28th, 2003 | 05:03 pm

the hokey pokey
















by william shakespeare


















O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from Heavens yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.
-- by William Shakespeare
(Jeff Brechlin, Potomac Falls)

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wilhelmina frederika

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from: aeiou
date: Apr. 28th, 2003 05:17 pm (UTC)
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for real, that's hilarious.
thanks for posting it.

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i

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from: i
date: Apr. 28th, 2003 05:32 pm (UTC)
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one of the best emails ever :)

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Cyn

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from: cynnerth
date: Apr. 28th, 2003 05:28 pm (UTC)
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Yay verily, that doth tickle my funny bone :-D

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i

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from: i
date: Apr. 28th, 2003 05:36 pm (UTC)
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forsooth, it doth that. like unto a mischevously wielded goose feather.

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Cyn

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from: cynnerth
date: Apr. 28th, 2003 05:38 pm (UTC)
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It maketh me titter like a tamed shrew.

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i

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from: i
date: Apr. 28th, 2003 05:58 pm (UTC)
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i am fain to tell ye how it doth affect my own demeanor. thou wouldst look upon me with with a tainted eye.

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i

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from: i
date: Apr. 28th, 2003 06:00 pm (UTC)
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with with?

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Cyn

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from: cynnerth
date: Apr. 29th, 2003 04:35 am (UTC)
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s-s-s-stuttering shakespeare, Batman!

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