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Jan. 3rd, 2001 | 04:28 pm
this is kind of gender specific, but i think everyone will appreciate it, especially artists.
ARTIST'S HEAVEN
an artist dies and finds himself in a large room full of dead artists. in the center is a table full of drinks. he helps himself to a beer and wanders around meeting all of his idols. he is talking to van gogh, and realizes he needs to pee. he asks where the toilet is, and vincent gestures to the wall. all around the room it is lined with urinals. so he goes over, unzips, and like every guy does, looks down. there in the bottom of the urinal are a bunch of tiny people waving and saying "we'll be back..."
ARTIST'S HEAVEN
an artist dies and finds himself in a large room full of dead artists. in the center is a table full of drinks. he helps himself to a beer and wanders around meeting all of his idols. he is talking to van gogh, and realizes he needs to pee. he asks where the toilet is, and vincent gestures to the wall. all around the room it is lined with urinals. so he goes over, unzips, and like every guy does, looks down. there in the bottom of the urinal are a bunch of tiny people waving and saying "we'll be back..."
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acadiabaird
date: Jan. 3rd, 2001 04:55 pm (UTC)
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date: Jan. 3rd, 2001 05:14 pm (UTC)
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mauracelt
date: Jan. 3rd, 2001 07:06 pm (UTC)
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