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from crazyhoroscopes.com

Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A: So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

and my horoscope:
Revitalise your skin by rubbing horseflies into it. It will help lift your spirits if you are ever attacked by an Orangutan or a Bear.

thanks horsepucky!
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