i (i) wrote,
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how to clean where the sun don't shine

leave an onion hanging in a basket until it rots and begins to smell like a dead animal. madly search your kitchen for said rotting corpse. notice frightening brown lumpy substance coating linoleum beneath appliances. remove.
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